Arkward family moments

[nghtcrwlr]

[ LOL... hey, don't break down on me, mein freund. Note I wrote "temporarily" over there! Besides, this place has soo much potential (*evil grin*)...]

(NC enters back into the thread, dragging Wolve by the ear)
NC: I have never been more embarrassed by you in my life. You ran away towards the smell of FOOD!! And you realize how rude you were to the lady?! ...can't you STOP being yourself for at least a moment?

Wolve(whiny, mouth covered in cheese): But the fondue was good! ...

[Now about how you pictured Nighty dressed in a wedding party...why don't you share with us, gnahrf, a scene? ]

[gnahrf]

Uhm... Well, I don't remember all my mind got Nightcrawler into, but, what the heck?, I'll tell you something of it. Just not to destroy this lovely tale, I say this little picture is from another continuity. A picture. (You know, you grab a camera, shoot something, developes the film, and draws a painting based on the photograph...) Well here it is, the picture.


The lovely cake. It isn't that lovely anymore, hardly lovely at all. Not with half on the floor and a blue tail sticking out from one side. Certainly, you could call the vision spectacular, funny or well focused - but the first word that springs to mind is smeary. Definitely smeary.

If you were to take a closer look, you would see yellow eyes lying in the middle of the cake. If you further were to take an even closer look, on the section with the eyes, contures to a well shaped head would be formed. The feautures of the head though, can not be seen because of all the whipped cream. Well, let me guide your gaze a wee bit upward - and to the left! Do you see something out of place there? Yes, indeed it's cheese. Now, walk away a few steps, and take a new look - don't look at the details this time, look at that strange creature at the top of the cake (*hrrm* or what, what was the top of the cake).

Don't you recognise him? Oh, he has some fondue all over his face, and all that grease in his facial hair - where can that have come from? You recognise him now? Good. Yes, Logan does look a bit undignified, I agree. But wouldn't you also, after having jumped at the elf, who just was 'tasting' a little of cake... Of course, that was after Herr Logan had ventured in to the kitchen, and after he had run for the fondue (then just being served at the tables). By the way, don't you wonder who had to dish all those jars of fondue? I do.

Now, look at all the guests. Are they terriefied at what beings have infested their party? No. Are they surprised? Yes. Do they have cream all over their bodies? Oh, yes, indeed! Let's leave the guests.

You remember those two mutants in the cake? Anyway, the cake doesn't look very big, does it? I mean, especially after the most of it is elsewhere. Did you ponder that Kurt might have it a bit squeezy down there on the bottom? He has. Would you like to be sitten on your head by that stubby candy freak? Look close at those yellow eyes again, don't they seem to be popping out of their sockets? If you could see behind the whipped, fluffy white stuff, wouldn't Kurt look very perplexed and out of breath? Very displeased of his current situation? Ja, he would.


I'm sorry for your alternate self, Slart! Who would want to have their cake ruined? But, oh, perhaps it wasn't an alternate you? (Just remembered something you said, I'll go and get it!)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slartibartfast:
Danke, Bamf. Yup, we had the cover of the new Defenders on the cake. It looked awesome, too bad I didn't get to eat any of it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
What this what you had in mind, Nghtcrwlr?Because it was what I had! But I saw it in motion, as a movie... Oh boy, you should have seen Wolvie jump at Nighty like that! Definitely one of my favorite flashes in front of my eyes.

[Slartibartfast]

LMAO!

NARF!


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[nghtcrwlr]

[LMAO!!! You rule gnahrf!!...Ha! And you said you weren't good writing in english! You were kidding right?!...Oh, and don't worry, it fits perfect in the "tale," although as far as I know, it is an improvisory thing that not even I know were it's gonna end up going. Oh, yeah, and I've got a lil' tidbit here that just occurred to me. I'm not sure if it is accurate, or true, or whatever, but I read about this somewhere, and it may just do...]

NC: Uhm, who's there?
(Mystique comes in, hair messed up and dress wrinkled and muddy, dragging a young girl by the hand)

Mystique: I've had it! How am I supposed to carry a successful career as a supervillain in these conditions?! (*I'm gonna have a long talk with my manager*) This is what happens when you hook up with someone while still building your career...

NC: What's going on?

Mystique: HERE! YOU BABYSIT!! (puts girl's hand in his, still smeared in whipped cream ) ... Skip the family reunion this time. Be productive for once and just babysit while I go take over the world! (stomps off)

NC: Uhm, ok, (to girl) guten tag, Fraulein! whoever you are. Guess we're gonna get to know each other, huh? ...By the way, what did she mean by "family reunion"?

Girl: Oh, don't worry, I'll explain: Hello, I'm your sister Gloria. That's my mommy too. (pointing towards retreating Mystique)

NC: Really? (*sheez, another one!*)...And, uhm, who might your daddy be?

Gloria: Well, it was almost the plumber, but he turned out to be the one that got away...so *ahem* my daddy is a Senator...

NC: Ooooh ... he's a POLITICIAN?! ...Oh, man! I can't believe 'mother' was capable of actually lowering herself! She should've stuck with the plumber...Ach! I mean, uh, I mean --

Gloria (not noticing NC's late realization, looking up at the sky, completely composed and with a tired look on her face): Yeah, I know.

[ok, please don't kill me for wrecking anything, I actually don't know much about this story or how it stands right now...I'm just shooting here...really badly]

[Pandora]

LMAO!!! This is sooo WRONG!!! .I cant stop laughing!
Pandora

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[kurtlover]

mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cant breath *gasp*
keep going, please

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give a kiss tall and dark bamfsome!!!

[nghtcrwlr]

(NC looks at the "Uncanny Question??" thread, then angrily switches threads, only to find the "Don't know if any of you have seen this yet..." thread and sees second groupshot of Evo from comics continuum...with Wolve pumped up...)

NC(mumble/whisper, to self): Herr Looogan! You @#%#%%@$@$#%!!...

Booming voice eminating from the heavens: Kuurt...!

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[nghtcrwlr]

[I was thinking along the lines of revenge of the unsung hero...]

NC: Ok, ok, ok! (*clears his throat*)...Herr Logan, you single, hairy, Muenster&Brie-smelling, child-of-a-?, steroid-promoting, spotlight-stealing, temper-infested, never-let-the-elf-taste-cake-at-a-wedding-party-bum!

Booming Voice: Now THAT'S better...

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***SPOILERS, SPOILERS! If you haven't/don't want to read the "Nocturne's Powers&MOM" thread, DON'T READ AHEAD!!!****
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[From the "Nocturnes Powers&Mom?!" thread comes...]

Magneto(stomping from the aforementioned thread): KURT WAGNER!! YOU!!! So that's why you kept saying it was the mail lady?! You were trying to hide from me!... I'M GONNA TO KILL YOU!!

NC: That's another reality, that's another reality!!! I'm innocent!!

[gnahrf]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nghtcrwlr:
***SPOILERS, SPOILERS! If you haven't/don't want to read the "Nocturne's Powers&MOM" thread, DON'T READ AHEAD!!!****
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[From the "Nocturnes Powers&Mom?!" thread comes...]

Magneto(stomping from the aforementioned thread): KURT WAGNER!! YOU!!! So that's why you kept saying it was the mail lady?! You were trying to hide from me!... I'M GONNA TO KILL YOU!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOL! Sehr wunderbar, nghtcrwlr.

[kurtlover]

L M A O nghtcrwlr!!!


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give a kiss tall and dark bamfsome!!!